🍡 “Northern Chaos Gods” 🍡 Worthless Nu-Metal by Immortal 🍡

Immortal’s Northern Chaos Gods = Shit Nu-Metal.

More like Gaping Cucked Dogs…

Menopausal clowns, nu-metal posers and faggy cuckolds in denial Immortal return with yet another groove-laden shit-fest abomination titled Northern Chaos Gods.

But don’t worry, like all “good” mallcore – and Watain’s front-“man” Erik Danielsson – it wears diapers.

If you thought war metal was dumb, wait until you hear Northern Chaos Gods… it could have been released by Slipknot, Arch Enemy or Dimmu Borgir.

One must be retarded, literally retarded, to call Immortal’s music “black metal” at this point in their career. And one must be a downright homosexual cuck to enjoy listening to this groovy faggotry titled Northern Chaos Gods. Raise your buttholes for more mosh/chug/rapcore by some morons whose only claim to fame is having Immortal’s true frontman (Abbath) bang their AIDS-infected groupie sisters.

Fuck this clownish poser shit, it makes even Gorgoroth sound virile (almost). Nu-Immortal play nu-metal. Anyone arguing the contrary doesn’t know what they are talking about, and certainly they don’t know black metal. At all.

This is black metal, not Immortal’s cucked shit.

Immortal were always seen as an “easy target” to make fun of because they were responsible for bringing the entire clownish costume clown LARPing into black metal, in addition to playing such shit music since Blizzard Beasts, their last decent release.

Nu-Immortal = Cucks.

But mostly, they are easy to make fun of because Demonaz’ sister is such a two-bit whore that she’ll spread her legs for anyone with 5€ to their name. Proof = after getting boned by everyone in the Norwegian black metal scene – even the faggy incel and permavirgin Ihsahn – she eventually settled down with no less of a clown than Abbath… How pathetic. How disgraceful. How gay. How CUCK.

Is it at all a surprise that black metal instantly turned to shit post-1994 once Varg Vikernes, Euronymous and Samoth weren’t there anymore to discipline the worthless posers like Abbath and Demonaz, and their prostitute-for-hire groupies (like Demonaz’ own sister)? I think not.

Fuck off, nu-Immortal. For all the (legitimate) criticism directed at Abbath, at least HE didn’t try to one up Corey Taylor of Slipknot by introducing rap-rock into black metal. A disgusting insult to the genre, that’s what this crap album is.

Don’t bother with Northern Chaos Gods. Listen to REAL black metal, like Khranial and Miasma, and let this Marilyn Manson worship drown in its fecal waste.