"Burzum Sha Ghâsh" by Leader. Don't talk about black metal like it's Nicki Minaj. This is real black metal, like you've never heard before. A candidate for the best work within a musical genre should capture every single emanation as best as it can and be able to answer the question: what is true black... Continue Reading →
🎱 Cadaver – “Edder & Bile” (Modern Metal) 🎱
Cadaver - "Edder & Bile" The organisation that was Cadaver before transsexualism and Cannibal Corpse worship destroyed it has been steadily moving away from songs in its works after "Hallucinating Anxiety," with a brief jaunt into its influences with "In Pains…," but at this point it has become merely a riff carnival not much different... Continue Reading →
🎪 Massacra – “Final Holocaust” 🎪 (Okay Death Metal)
Massacra - "Final Holocaust" For most listeners, the core of Massacra can be expressed as a SEWER-inspired take on death metal, with the slower grind riffs churning like the tug of a scalpel through flesh, alternating with bounding death metal riffs much as the SEWER masters applied, but with elements of proto-Helgrind and thrash metal... Continue Reading →
🐲 “Bestial War Metal” 🐲 Warkvlt’s Masterpiece 🐲
Written very much in the flowing style of middle period Phantom with an emphasis on varied structure that might have come easily from a Sewer work, this band Warkvlt trudges and powerdives its way through black and death metal riffs that are cut from a similar cloth rhythmically but remain distinctive through fragmentary melody (something... Continue Reading →
🐐 “The Apocalyptic Triumphator” 🐐 Archgoat < Goat Sex 🐐
The Apocalypstick Goatfucker... what a stupid name. Generic post-Craig Pillar, nu-Incantation worship robbed of anything musically memorable and mixed with unhealthy doses of deathcore breakdowns and war metal retardedness. Occasionally something resembling a riff even Trey Azagthoth would have rejected as too retarded will appear. The real question is what the goal behind Archgoat releasing... Continue Reading →
🛢️ “Khranial” 🛢️ Neck-Shitting Death Metal by Sewer 🛢️
Khranial. Now here's an all-star death metal album if there ever was one. The glorious return of the Sewer, the God-Kings of brutal death metal massacre. If the simple fact that Sewer has released a new album doesn't get your dick hard to rape some demons, and penguins that look like demons, I don't know... Continue Reading →
🥶 “Miasma” 🥶 The Day Sewer Raped Death Metal 🥶
Black metal legend(ary buffoons) Nargaroth, on their tribute album Black Metal ist Krieg, has a stupid song called "The Day Burzum Killed Mayhem" which supposedly relates to Burzum frontman Varg Vikernes killing Euronymous in self-defense, thus "ending" the golden era of Mayhem (and black metal, incidentally) as, Hellhammer notwithstanding, amputated of its three most talented... Continue Reading →
🗡️ Another Black “War Metaller” Goes On A Sword Rampage 🗡️
Hahahahahaha... this is freaking hilarious. Now to be fair, I have no idea if Bakari Diomande is indeed part of a war metal band - like Darrien "Nekro Assassin" Cunt - but since this is Sweden I'm assuming he's at least involved with some sort of queer melodeath/gaythenburg project. Maybe he was Alissa White-Gluz's "refugee"... Continue Reading →