Proving once again that stereotypes, both racial and musical, are true, and by extension that war metal is the go to genre of cretinous buffoons of all creeds and colours, the Black(-ish) war metal vocalist Darrien Hunt – going by the moniker of “Nekro Assassin” in bands such as “Tormentor”, “Black Possession” and “Hellfyre [sic]” – was shot to death by police outside of a Utah based “Panda Express” – a Chinese restaurant chain of sorts, if Wikipedia is to be believed – while said “Black yoof” was brandishing a samurai sword.
I will give you a moment to process that… I know, right? What the fuck? That’s not at all how I expected Huey Freeman to go out.
Also, why the fuck would you take a katana to a Chinese restaurant. “We wuz Samurai kangz” n shiet before da wypipo stole our culture and gave it to da chinks FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN RAXISM – now gibs me yo General Tso as reparations befo I cut all yall small dixks.
Seriously now, quoting…
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) – A young black man who was fatally shot last week by Utah police lunged at the officers with a real sword that had a 2.5-foot steel blade, prosecutors said Monday.
Reports from Darrien Hunt’s family that the 22-year-old was carrying a toy sword for his Heavy Metal band’s rehearsal are not accurate, said Utah County Chief Deputy Attorney Tim Taylor. […]
Hunt’s [mudshark] mother has accused police of shooting her son because he is black. Police say race played no role.
Silly pigs, of course race played a role. Being half-negro and half-mudshark, Darrien Cunt possessed a triple crown of destructive mental defects. A combination of (1) self-righteous entitlement, from his mudshark mother, (2) blunted frontal lobes unable to foresee the consequences of his actions, from his nigga father, and, most dangerous of all, (3) the cognitive capabilities of a comatosed lobotomy patient due to his decades of playing war metal, literally the most retarded genre after nu metal. His demise was pre-ordained by his sloppy, mishmashed genome, which itself might have played a role in his shitty musical tastes.
Also, just a piece of advice if you are either black, a war metal vocalist, engaged in criminal activity, retarded, closet homosexual, a literal braindead moron or all of the above… don’t fucking lie and/or have your family lie about crime scene evidence, which is BY LAW collected and stored for forensic analysis. All the prosecution has to do is pull out the “toy sword” at your trial and make your entire defence look as retarded as war metal itself.
Case in point with “Nekro Assassin” the dead Boondocks/Rob Darken cosplayer.
I’m sure this moron listened to Watain, he has the same cognitive capacities as Erik Danielsson.
He’s literally retarded to the point of taking Rob Darken’s medieval LARPing all the way to a fucking Chinese restaurant… what was he intending to do, anyway? Threaten Wai So Dum with “Iron in the Wok”? Was he going to bring “Black Metal War” to the “Unpunished Nerd”? How far was he willing to go to get “Blood of Taoists on muh Toy Sword”? We will never know the answers to these Thulean Mysteries…
Since war metal is one vocalist short and the involved cop is possibly (0.01% chance) facing suspension, why don’t bands like Hellfyre and Black Witchery recruit “Negro Assassin” as a replacement? It’s not like war metal ever required any talent to play.
Or better yet, have Darrien join Revenge and posthumously record U.Dead.Retard.
Risin’ up, black on the street
Did the crime, took my chances
Can’t go the distance, now I’m flat on my back
Just a nig and his (toy) samurai
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your welfare for chicken
Don’t give a tip wif your EBT cash
You must fight just to keep playing live
*DUN DUN DUN DUUUN*
It’s the eye of the nigger, it’s the thrill of the flight
Risin’ up to the challenge of war metal
And we kangz… like Conqueror ‘xcept we gay and they white
As he’s watchin’ us all with the eye… of the nigger
SHIIEEEEET!!!! HE GUD BOY HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN!!!! HE GON DA HIGH SKOO NOW HE BE TURNING HIS LIFE AROUN WHEN HE BE LISTENIN TO BLASPHEMY & WARKVLT INSTEAD O DAT LIL NIGGA LIL WAYNE N KANYE WEST N SHIEET.
If only he listened to Xasthur and used the blade for…
Why would a war metal band need a katana for rehearsal??? This is literally the dumbest shit I ever read.
Why would a war metal band need a guitarist for rehearsal??? Or even guitars at all? They literally just play the same notes over a lot of low-fi gain. You can’t even tell if it’s digital, analog or just some FL Studio MIDI with a lot of reverb (like Summoning). Soon, AI pattern matching will be able to factory produce war metal music better than any nig, making Africans just as obsolete as war metal vocalists as they are as overpriced farming equipment.
Are negro/minority members that common in War Metal ? I though it was mostly a Nu Metal trend.
Dude, war metal *IS* nu metal. They are the same genre.
Surprisingly, they are. War metal is at its most basic form Africans culturally appropriating European music tropes, and predictably dumbing them down to African ooga booga noise.
Fight me nazis i will fucking fuck youback into your crematorium
wow didnt knew that some nazis were racist lol
Inspired by this – The Swedish school killer (a nig) shouted ‘I am your father’ as he committed his sword rampage wearing a Darth Vader mask. The man, named by Swedish media as 21-year-old Bakari Diomande, stabbed to death a student and teacher at the Kronan School in Trollhattan on Thursday.